Wednesday, 18 December 2019

Nan's Christmas Carol

Title:
Nan’s Christmas Carol

Format:
Multi-camera video comedy special, with single-camera inserts

Country:
UK

Production company:
Tiger Aspect Productions, for BBC One

Year:
2009 (first broadcast on BBC One on December 25th that year)

Length:
50 minutes

Setting:
Contemporary UK

Background:
That rarest of things – a British television adaptation of the Carol actually getting its debut broadcast on a major channel on the day itself! Nan had been one of the central recurring characters in The Catherine Tate Show, a vehicle for the eponymous actress and comedian which had made it and her both hugely popular in the 2000s. The foul-mouthed, plain-speaking Nan was a perfect candidate for the Scrooge role in this admittedly rather fast-and-loose parody of the tale, and Nan’s Christmas Carol was the last big offering of BBC One’s Christmas night line-up this particular year.


Cast and crew:
Catherine Tate is an accomplished actress of both stage and screen, having starred in major roles on the West End and also being a co-star of Doctor Who during one of its biggest periods of popular success and critical acclaim, in 2008. In fact she’d returned for the then-annual Doctor Who Christmas special just a few hours before Nan’s Christmas Carol was broadcast – Christmas Day at this point still being a major day for the main British broadcasters, when they made a big effort to win the higher-than-usual audiences of gathered families on offer.

As he had in the sketch shows, Matthew Horne plays Nan’s grandson – he’d starred in his own runaway comedy success in the decade, the BBC Three sitcom Gavin & Stacey. Tate’s Doctor Who co-star David Tennant puts in a guest appearance as the Ghost of Christmas Present, as does actor and comedian Ben Miller of the Armstrong & Miller duo, as Christmas Past. Roger Lloyd-Pack, veteran of many a BBC One Christmas Day centrepiece from his role in the sitcom Only Fools and Horses, rounds out the trio as the final spirit.

Tate co-wrote the script with regular collaborators Aschlin Ditta and Gordon Anderson; Anderson also directed, as he had done on the main series.

This is Madness!
Underdone Potato:
Nan is visited by her grandson Jamie on Christmas Eve, and as the audience would expect she’s in a typically foul mood and unimpressed by the idea of festive fun. After turning away some carol singers – who are, randomly the band Madness – their relatives the Cratchits turn up, Nan having drunkenly invited them to spend Christmas with her at a previous family gathering. The father of the family is, of course, Bob, and as well as two children they have a dog called Tiny Tim.

Nan, particularly unimpressed by the fact that their Christmas present to her is a donation on her behalf to the Mobile Library of the Sudan, sends them packing, leaving them with nowhere to spend Christmas. After Jamie leaves in disgust, Nan goes to bed, where she is haunted by the ghost of her late husband, Jake, who died seven years ago this very night.

Jake isn’t chained, although he does complain that as the suit she had him buried him was the one he married her in, it is rather small for him and the belt now constantly bites into him. There’s quite a fun joke about the number of spirits he warns Nan will be visiting her – does the three include him, or not? – and a surprising moment of pathos at the end of his section too, as he laments that he misses her and it’s lonely in the afterlife without her.

Tate playing closer to her actual age, as the younger Nan.
Past:
Ben Miller plays the Ghost of Christmas Past as a bumbling, incompetent spirit of someone from the 19th century, who smashes through doors and tables rather than passing through them insubstantially, insisting that he is out of practice as it is “seasonal work.” He does, however, impress Nan by being able to instantly transport her to her childhood in the 1930s.

We also see the 1950s and the 1970s, with the production having the same advantage that the Albert Finney version did – their Scrooge is played by a younger person aged-up, so they can appear younger in the past sections without the old-age make-up on. It’s quite fun to see the younger versions of Nan delivering some of her typical lines, including this version’s equivalent of “bah, humbug” – “Christmas – what a load of old shit!”

Present:
David Tennant gets a big reaction from the studio audience when he dances onto set to the Ghostbusters theme tune. He plays the Ghost of Christmas Present as a rather camp cross between Russell Brand and Alan Cumming, and if I had to guess I would say that this section was the one which had the most cut from it in the edit.

He shows Nan only two scenes – the lottery syndicate she’s been scamming checking their numbers, and the Cratchit family waiting at a bus station to go home. When taking Nan from one to the other, the ghost says that there is “one more family” he wants to show her; an odd line if he’s only shown her one anyway, so perhaps a ‘present’ section with grandson Jamie was cut?

In any case, we see the Cratchits feeding Tiny Tim a crisp, which kills him – so another version where the Scrooge equivalent is blamed a bit more directly for Tim’s death.

David Tennant as the Ghost of Christmas Present.
Yet to Come:
Oddly, despite having his face visible and speaking, Roger Lloyd-Pack seems the closest to the traditional depiction of his spirit – although he is called “Christmas Future,” which usually happens more in American versions rather than British ones. Perhaps he just seems to suit the character because he’s quite tall and, well… deathly! He is dressed more in the traditional manner, anyway.

He shows Nan her syndicate’s numbers coming up the following Christmas – but of course she hasn’t bothered buying the tickets for them, only kept the money herself. We also see her grandson having abandoned her, and she’s left sad and alone with nobody coming to visit her in an old people’s home – just abuse from those she swindled.

What’s To-Day:
Surprisingly, Nan does seem to have a genuine change of heart about Christmas, calling to the ‘boy’ outside – actually Jamie again – to go and get her a goose, or at least a frozen chicken from the corner shop. Everyone is invited round for a sumptuous feast prepared by celebrity chef James Martin, about whom there’d been a gag earlier in the show, and there are even gifts for the Cratchit children.

Madness turn up again, and the whole thing turns into a variety show as they break into Baggy Trousers, with Suggs and Tate taking up hand mics to sing it together. There is, however, a post-credits scene which may give the sting in the tail many of the audience would perhaps have been expecting, as Nan feeds a crisp to Tiny Tim the dog, suggesting that she wants to kill him off and perhaps isn’t so changed after all.

Review:
This isn’t laugh-a-minute, and isn’t in the same league as probably its closest similar version, Blackadder’s Christmas Carol. But it is quite good fun, and especially so if you’re familiar with Nan from The Catherine Tate Show. However, unlike the Blackadder version it probably does still work as a stand-alone, too.

There are some nicely-taken gags about the Carol, such as whether or not Marley is counting himself as a Spirit, and the likelihood of anywhere being open on Christmas Day. Some of the other jokes, though, are interesting in the sense that even just ten years on, I wondered whether or not they would do some of them ‘these days’. Not that they’re particularly controversial, but there might be more of a sensitivity about causing offence or being crass, perhaps.

In a nutshell:
Not the greatest or most spectacular version of the Carol ever made, but as an out-and-out comedy / parody version, not bad.

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