Sunday 15 December 2019

The Jetsons - "A Jetson Christmas Carol"

Title:
A Jetson Christmas Carol

Format:
Animated TV series episode

Country:
USA

Production company:
Hanna-Barbera

Year:
1985 (first aired in syndication in the USA on December 13th that year)

Length:
22 minutes

Setting:
Fantasy sci-fi future

Background:
The Jetsons had first aired on the CBS network in the United States in the 1960s, as a futuristic counterpart to the hugely successful Flintstones, another prime-time animated sitcom. Unlike The Flintstones’ version of the Carol which was later made as a special in the 1990s, this was a regular series episode of The Jetsons, although not from the original 1960s run – this was part of a second season made in the 1980s and sold in syndication (so directly from Hanna-Barbera to individual private TV stations) rather than airing on a network.

Cast and crew:
Also unlike The Flintstones version, even though the second season of The Jetsons was made twenty-odd years after the first, this still features all of the main voice cast from the original version. George O’Hanlon plays George, PennySingleton is Jane, Janet Waldo is Judy and Daws Butler plays Elroy, the four members of the Jetson family. Voiceover legend Mel Blanc is the star of this particular episode, however, as George’s boss Cosmo Spacely, a regular character from the series who fills the Scrooge role here.

Barbara Levy and Marc Paykuss wrote the episode – beyond other work on the 1980s version of The Jetsons, other credits for them seem to be non-existent. It’s possible of course that they were some sort of in-house Hanna-Barbera pseudonyms for other writers. There are no fewer than five directors credited, which seems rather extreme for one 22-minute production, but perhaps that’s the nature of having to churn out so many episodes of an animated series.

Lazy buggers, these Jetsons!
Underdone Potato:
There isn’t actually a huge amount of the Carol in this, although probably just enough to count. We’re 11 minutes into the 22-minutes episode before we get to the Dickens-inspired section, with the first half being taken up with a depiction of the Jetsons’ preparations for Christmas. All of this culminates in their dog, Astro – who talks, after a fashion, much in the manner of Scooby-Doo – opening his present early, finding it’s a robot cat, chasing it to destruction and becoming gravely ill when he swallows one of the sprockets which comes flying out of the wreckage.

This is important later, trust me.

Having not watched The Jetsons for many a long year, I had forgotten just how completely and utterly lazy they are. Possibly the laziest television characters this side of Lieutenant Green on Captain Scarlet, who had that moving chair he would move about three feet to the left whenever Colonel White wanted to talk to him.

Anyway, these lazy buggers go even beyond that, having devices at the dinner table which literally spoon-feed them, as well as a moving walkway just to go through their own living room. Which I know is all probably supposed to be a parody of either the laziness of modern generations or of sci-fi gimmicks, but still…

Poor old George has to work late on Christmas Eve to fulfil an order for his boss Mr Spacely, who he remarks is a real Scrooge. After George finally gets home to fret over the seemingly-dying Astro with the rest of his family, we see Spacely back at the office enjoying his massive piles of money. This is when the Carol element finally kicks off, as his former business partner ‘Marsley’ pops up and warns him of the terrible fate he may share. Marsley is swathed in bandages rather than the traditional chains, however, looking more like someone going to a Halloween party as a Mummy than a tormented soul, and Spacely dismisses the whole thing as a bad dream.

George gets orders to work late on Christmas Eve.
Past:
The Ghost of Christmas Past then appears, in the form of a giant, floating robot head. It shows Spacely his childhood playground, where oddly he’s a young contemporary of George Jetson – given that he’s the boss, I had assumed that Spacey was supposed to be rather older than George. We see him getting a lot of money from George’s hard work, before we flit forward to a ‘fly-in’ cinema, where teenageSpacely is watching The Flintstones with his future wife, Starla. In a diversion from the usual course of the traditional Belle scene, Starla is worried about his obsession with money, but in the end seems prepared to go along with it!

Present:
The Ghost of Christmas Present is… a giant, talking present, with a lid which hinges open on the front and a pair of hands inside which reach in and grab Spacely, and transport him around inside the gift. Which is a decent gag, I suppose!

This section is even shorter than the others, as all Spacely is shown is the Jetsons gathered around the dying Astro. “I’m bored of this corny yuletide soap opera,” Spacely complains, which puts them on rather dodgy ground!

The Ghost of Christmas Present. In more ways than one, it seems!
Yet to Come:
The spirit here is depicted as a large, imposing bank of computer equipment, which doesn’t speak but does bleep menacingly at Spacely. Again we’re just shown one scene, of the Jetsons of the future – although clearly not all that far into the future, as none of them has visibly aged – living in a fabulous mansion and being stupendously rich. It turns out that the sprocket which killed Astro was a Spacely sprocket, and they were able to sue Spacely for an enormous sum, ruining him.

What’s To-Day:
Having learned that he’ll end up ruined, Spacely rushes to the Jetsons’ on Christmas Day, having dragged his “own personal vet” who he just happens to have handy away from his Christmas dinner to treat Astro. The dog is saved, and Spacely also loads them up on presents, including a guitar for Elroy – who remarks “you must be psychic,” as indeed he must be as Spacely wasn’t shown the scene of Elroy wanting it which the audience were earlier – and daughter Judie gets some “nuclear roller skates,” which sounds pretty hazardous.

I was expecting some sort of punchline or pay-off pointing out that Spacely isn’t a reformed character at all, and clearly only did all of this so that they won’t sue him, but none came. It’s an odd version of the Carol where our ‘heroes’ lose out on riches because the Scrooge figure ensures they don’t get it, but I suppose one of the messages of the original is that there’s more to life than money, and at least their dog survived this time.

Review:
A curious version of the Carol, which at 22 minutes probably just about stays on the right side of outstaying its welcome. It does manage to pack a fair bit into those 22 minutes, although labelling it as ‘A Jetson Christmas Carol’ is probably a bit rich when that element of it only takes up about half of the running time.

There’s some pretty weird scripting at times, mainly all of Jane Jetson’s lines when Astro first falls ill, and George’s rather cheery “I’d have more fun in a torture chamber!” when he sets off to work at the beginning of the episode, which makes him sound as if he is having serious psychological problems with his job.

But the ghosts are all nicely done, and if you’re a fan of The Jetsons and like the Carol I would imagine you’d enjoy this.

In a nutshell:
Probably more one for fans of The Jetsons or at least people who are familiar with it in some way, and not especially worth seeking out otherwise.

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